Tony: because you haven’t lived until you have heard stories about my dad.
Questions for Deepak Chopra: because how am I supposed to meditate with ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND??
Parenting after infertility: because some things are hard to talk about, but we should do it anyway.
Why I think field trips are like childbirth: because they are so painful, but worth it in the end.
Ten reasons my kids will probably need therapy: because I am totally killing it at this mom gig.
The 10 phases of attending a school band concert: because band concerts are a special kind of torture that no one talks about.