Dinner: A lament:  because dinner time sucks.  Also published on Scary Mommy on May 18, 2016.

Tony:  because you haven’t lived until you have heard stories about my dad.

Questions for Deepak Chopra:  because how am I supposed to meditate with ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND??

Parenting after infertility:  because some things are hard to talk about, but we should do it anyway.

Why I think field trips are like childbirth:  because they are so painful, but worth it in the end.

Ten reasons my kids will probably need therapy:  because I am totally killing it at this mom gig.

The 10 phases of attending a school band concert:  because band concerts are a special kind of torture that no one talks about.